Expunge March. Nobody likes March. Remove March from calendar. Erase March from life completely. February and April don't need March. The rest of the nine whole months hate March. Spring doesn't need March. The heat despises March. The rain would pour anything to wash away March if March doesn't stick on like a piece of old, tasteless gum. March is senseless, mediocre, and pointless. It suffocates people and wrecks their nerves for self-entertainment. Nobody cares if March is gone. People don't want March. I don't need March.